Greenwoods for the GDP

A very distant Left Liberal chachu (and I can't stress enough the importance of the word 'very') happened to remark how India was going to the dogs with a 23.9% YoY GDP contraction in Jun 2020. With all the bravado he could bring in while unable to hide the glee of India doing badly, he proclaimed how the  Titanic was sinking while Bhaktagan were busy playing the music. Having had a long experience now interacting with Left Liberals, I have been convinced that the only way to reach their minds is through green chutney demos and nothing else has even a remote chance of working. I subtly shifted the discussion from one black swan event (COVID-19 of 2019-2020) to another, i.e. the 2008 Global Financial crisis. I then took the discussion to this Left Liberal chachu being laid off in early 2009 because of the crisis and went on to remark how my dear chachu faced a record -90% YoY fall in his income for CY2009 having been unemployed for most of the year. The poor chap kept trying to defend himself all along offering one explanation or the other sharing terms like 'Act of God', 'External factors', 'company limitations', 'trying times for financial sector' etc etc. I stuck to my guns for a long time and finally he uttered the words I was patiently waiting for nearly twenty minutes, "Chaitanya, I was not working for 10 months of the year! How do you expect growth! Infact, there is going to be a contraction!". "Exactly!", I smiled! "The country was not working for some months, Chachu", I said and walked away praying he wouldn't miss the Greenwoods for the GDP!